So .... what's become of the alleged assisination attempt on Gumby?  I haven't heard a word -  which translates to - it wasn't really an attempt on The Savior's life.  Which begs the question, given the drive-by's recent history on doctored photographs from Israel, Dan Rather, underwear as a weapon in Gitmo, the make-believe Koran flushings, the GI at Gitmo who really was never at Gitmo, ad neaseum, was there really an attempt or was some drug addict who got caught by the cops used as a patsy to prop up Gumby's falling poll numbers? And if there was no attempt, who is it that said it was? Pokey almost got his wish - new hair plugs or president?

I've been waiting for 3 1/2 years for John Kerry to reveal his secret plan to win the war in Iraq.